Post by The Sound Guy on May 9, 2005 13:58:06 GMT -5
--------
What we assume is the second taping saw.
Amy Lee beat the living hell out of Ho Bo then make her submit. Ho Bo was no match for Amy Lee who attacked her from behind, on the stage, with a singapore cane. Lee beat her inside and outside of the ring before making her tap. Good brawl.
Bobby Jo Dollar III beat Crystal Carmichael then paid off ref Pistol Pete McGraw, who sucked anyhow.
Talia (w/Nick Berk & Tammy Sytch) beat Mercedes Martinez. I'm not even going to ask why you bring in someone as talented as Mercedes Martinez and have her job to Talia. Why Nick Berk was there was anybody's guess. Tammy did her share of interferring on Talia's behalf.
Benjy from the Howard Stern show comes out but is attacked by Hells Belles. They pants him. He then runs to the back and they tell him he better choose one hell of a partner for later on tonight.
At some point Hells Belles is stripped of the tag team titles. Keep in mind, we never see this nor do we know why. Ring announcer Bob Artese simply announces "By the way, Hells Belles were stripped of the tag titles a little while ago".
This logically leads us to Team Blondage defeating Nav-A-Ho & Cle-Ho-Patra for the vacated tag belts in a decent match.
Jazz defeated Simply Luscious to retain the WEW Title in the main event of taping #2?
-------
This could be the 3rd taping. Who knows? It's approaching midnight.
Ellie Mae McDonald beat Hobo. I went to the bathroom during this match but was amazed to see the joy on one NJ promoters face at the sight of the morbidly obese Ellie Mae pulling down her overalls and showing ass (and threatening to show more). That says more than I ever wanted to know about that promoter.
ODB beat Lacey & Lollipop in a "low blow's are legal" match. Amazingly enough, no one hit anyone in the match with a low blow. In fact, if they did, would it hurt considering they are all female?? Ref got low blowed after a fast count.
April Hunter beat Cle-Ho-Patra in a loser leaves WEW match. So first we throw April in the dark match. Now we throw her in with Cle-Ho-Patra, who is nowhere in the same league? April dominated and made Ho tap with a single leg boston crab. It took Ho WAY too long to tap (considering April supposedly tapped out to Jazz a week or so ago in a matter of seconds Some wise ass fans were chanting for Slyck and picking on April for a lot of the match.
Francine beat Valerie Elizabeth Wyndham (So Cal Val) in a kiss my foot match to regain title of General Manager. Not only did I not get my picture taken with So Cal Val, nor did I get to even speak with her and introduce myself, but she jobbed to Francine? Could anything worse possible go wrong? Oh wait. Francine hiked up her shorts for Val to kiss her ass after the match. I spoke too soon.
Hardcore Champ GI Ho beat Amy Lee & Navaho in a strap match. GI HO's entrance was longer than the match. Ho grabbed a guitar, smacked Amy Lee in the back, and pinned her. Kudos to Lee for selling such a horrible guitar shot and finish. BTW, Ho has her own personal rapper who comes out with her, rapping. Is it too late for more beer?
Team Blondage beat FBI (Angel Orsini & Little Jeannie) to retain tag belts. This time we have 4 women who can work in the ring and it showed. Very good match only outshined by the guy at ringside (who resembled the little claymation characeter from the 7Up or Sprite commercials) yelling "Hey Bef, Hey Bef" throughout the match. He then began yelling "Yo Italian lady who's name I don't know" before he broke into the entire closing monologue from Rocky. Team Blondage did retain the tag titles however.
Hells Belles beat Benjy & The Smoke. When you announce a mystery partner, and build it up on your website to be (and I quote) "The list of names grows, Wendi Richter, Fabulous Moolah, Sgt. Slaughter, John McEnroe, Jose Canseco, Kamala, Tony Atlas, King Kong Bundy, The Macho Man, OJ Simpson, Brittney Spears, George "The Animal Steele, Disco Inferno, The Iron Shiek, Michael Jackson, Terry Funk, Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, Beetle Juice, John "The Studderer,Jackie Chan, Chyna aka Joanie Lauer, Mini Me or Tonya Harding! Just who will it be? or is it a complete mystery?".. who else would you put in there? The Smoke. The Smoke has sucked for his entire tenure as a wrestler and continues the tradition tonight. Luckilly, it was pretty fast as Hells Bells dominated and made them both quit after testicular claws.
Show ended at 1:45 am. We hung around for a few minutes afterwards to say hi to a few people (namely Luscious Lily). A fun evening if you go not expecting much, which is what we did. Nice to see Tammy at the show. Also nice to finally see so many people I had only heard about, in action in person. (even if I never got my pic with So Cal Val!). Arrived home at 5 am and was awoken at 9:15 by a phone call from Ron! THANKS RON!!
When using any of this information give proper credit to Cactusb and the Wrestling Clothesline at www.wrestlingclothesline.com
What we assume is the second taping saw.
Amy Lee beat the living hell out of Ho Bo then make her submit. Ho Bo was no match for Amy Lee who attacked her from behind, on the stage, with a singapore cane. Lee beat her inside and outside of the ring before making her tap. Good brawl.
Bobby Jo Dollar III beat Crystal Carmichael then paid off ref Pistol Pete McGraw, who sucked anyhow.
Talia (w/Nick Berk & Tammy Sytch) beat Mercedes Martinez. I'm not even going to ask why you bring in someone as talented as Mercedes Martinez and have her job to Talia. Why Nick Berk was there was anybody's guess. Tammy did her share of interferring on Talia's behalf.
Benjy from the Howard Stern show comes out but is attacked by Hells Belles. They pants him. He then runs to the back and they tell him he better choose one hell of a partner for later on tonight.
At some point Hells Belles is stripped of the tag team titles. Keep in mind, we never see this nor do we know why. Ring announcer Bob Artese simply announces "By the way, Hells Belles were stripped of the tag titles a little while ago".
This logically leads us to Team Blondage defeating Nav-A-Ho & Cle-Ho-Patra for the vacated tag belts in a decent match.
Jazz defeated Simply Luscious to retain the WEW Title in the main event of taping #2?
-------
This could be the 3rd taping. Who knows? It's approaching midnight.
Ellie Mae McDonald beat Hobo. I went to the bathroom during this match but was amazed to see the joy on one NJ promoters face at the sight of the morbidly obese Ellie Mae pulling down her overalls and showing ass (and threatening to show more). That says more than I ever wanted to know about that promoter.
ODB beat Lacey & Lollipop in a "low blow's are legal" match. Amazingly enough, no one hit anyone in the match with a low blow. In fact, if they did, would it hurt considering they are all female?? Ref got low blowed after a fast count.
April Hunter beat Cle-Ho-Patra in a loser leaves WEW match. So first we throw April in the dark match. Now we throw her in with Cle-Ho-Patra, who is nowhere in the same league? April dominated and made Ho tap with a single leg boston crab. It took Ho WAY too long to tap (considering April supposedly tapped out to Jazz a week or so ago in a matter of seconds Some wise ass fans were chanting for Slyck and picking on April for a lot of the match.
Francine beat Valerie Elizabeth Wyndham (So Cal Val) in a kiss my foot match to regain title of General Manager. Not only did I not get my picture taken with So Cal Val, nor did I get to even speak with her and introduce myself, but she jobbed to Francine? Could anything worse possible go wrong? Oh wait. Francine hiked up her shorts for Val to kiss her ass after the match. I spoke too soon.
Hardcore Champ GI Ho beat Amy Lee & Navaho in a strap match. GI HO's entrance was longer than the match. Ho grabbed a guitar, smacked Amy Lee in the back, and pinned her. Kudos to Lee for selling such a horrible guitar shot and finish. BTW, Ho has her own personal rapper who comes out with her, rapping. Is it too late for more beer?
Team Blondage beat FBI (Angel Orsini & Little Jeannie) to retain tag belts. This time we have 4 women who can work in the ring and it showed. Very good match only outshined by the guy at ringside (who resembled the little claymation characeter from the 7Up or Sprite commercials) yelling "Hey Bef, Hey Bef" throughout the match. He then began yelling "Yo Italian lady who's name I don't know" before he broke into the entire closing monologue from Rocky. Team Blondage did retain the tag titles however.
Hells Belles beat Benjy & The Smoke. When you announce a mystery partner, and build it up on your website to be (and I quote) "The list of names grows, Wendi Richter, Fabulous Moolah, Sgt. Slaughter, John McEnroe, Jose Canseco, Kamala, Tony Atlas, King Kong Bundy, The Macho Man, OJ Simpson, Brittney Spears, George "The Animal Steele, Disco Inferno, The Iron Shiek, Michael Jackson, Terry Funk, Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, Beetle Juice, John "The Studderer,Jackie Chan, Chyna aka Joanie Lauer, Mini Me or Tonya Harding! Just who will it be? or is it a complete mystery?".. who else would you put in there? The Smoke. The Smoke has sucked for his entire tenure as a wrestler and continues the tradition tonight. Luckilly, it was pretty fast as Hells Bells dominated and made them both quit after testicular claws.
Show ended at 1:45 am. We hung around for a few minutes afterwards to say hi to a few people (namely Luscious Lily). A fun evening if you go not expecting much, which is what we did. Nice to see Tammy at the show. Also nice to finally see so many people I had only heard about, in action in person. (even if I never got my pic with So Cal Val!). Arrived home at 5 am and was awoken at 9:15 by a phone call from Ron! THANKS RON!!
When using any of this information give proper credit to Cactusb and the Wrestling Clothesline at www.wrestlingclothesline.com