Tara Bush? Oh, you kidder! hahahahahaha
I saw her last Wednesday and her act was unbelieveable, to say the least. I have since been informed it wasn't an act! No wonder it was so good! DAMN!!!
I still have to give a few comments on that show......
I'll echo simon's remarks. It was great to be there! Almost two years since the last show I attended. It was retro GLOOW, too! I saw a few familiar faces in the audience.
Missy can work the mic AND the crowd so well! Amy Lee was great at it. I loved her for it. But she's gone, right? Missy fills in just fine, thank you very much.
There was one new lady, Killer Joe, who couldn't quite cut it. You'd have to be a fool to think doing this is easy. It ain't. Sure, give her credit for trying, but it looked like she didn't have an ounce of training under her belt.
That was Joe Rules??? Damn, I didn't know! I've seen him post on another board. At the time, I wasn't even thinking about the ref. Well, the male ref, anyway.
There were two new (female) refs but I don't think they worked a match the entire night. At least, not with the striped shirts on.
Oh, I just remembered, they did do some dancing in their referee garb between bouts.
Candie is the DWOW champ! Did you guys know that? Yea, she won the belt in a match against Kylie Pierce. 'Twas a good match, too! Lots of near falls and tides a-turnin'. Oh, you already knew that? Nevermind.
Sound Guy showed his ass. I didn't see any women from the audience rush up to grab it, either. That's the same reaction I get when I show mine. Not a peep from the gals. I heard him tell security to let the ladies come up, don't restrain them. They replied calmly, "Uh, we aren't restraining them."
Liz Savage got destroyed by Missy!
OH MY LORD! It wasn't fair, I tell ya! Mismatch of the night! And Missy needs longer, more intense matches, otherwise she has all of this unused energy to spend and she does that with the mic and the adoring crowd. She loves that F-word, too. On second thought, maybe it's good she has plenty of gas left in the tank. The mic work was some much needed comic relief after watching the serious ass whuppin' she put on Ms. Savage!
And I didn't know she was a makeup artist! Yea, she gave Lucky a free facial! Okay, so she's not a very good makeup artist.... But it was free!
Smoke The Barber was in the house, too. He should keep his day job.
I guess that's how Lucky got his name. A free haircut. A free makeup job. He even got to be escorted from the ring, for free! Okay, so he was unconscious and had to be carried out, but it was gratis!
The free for all match was just that. It started off with some semblance of an organized tag team match. But it wasn't long before all hell broke loose! I know Crystal did a jump off of the top rope to the floor on the opposite side of the ring from where I was.
Tara Bush popped Missy on the noggin' with her lunch box! Left quite a little bump on her head, too. I know 'cause she let me feel it during intermission. Oh, Ms. Bush also had a spray can of that stringy-rope stuff, or whatever it is. That was an unexpected move. If only I had known it was just the beginning of her exploits.....
I can't believe SG introduced me to the crowd! Ever hear the sound of one hand clapping? Fornicating crickets???
I think all those paying attention at that time were saying to each other, "Who the eff is Pali Azzar?"
Aha! Missy came out for the "Liquid Substance" part of the show! ;D I couldn't believe it! And after she said she doesn't do those types of matches. Okay, so it was to restrain and escort an out of control Tara back to the dressing room.
There was one lady who ventured up from the audience. I think she was the only one who was not part of the cast. Very enthusiastic, too. That was the final, triple threat match. To be honest, I can't remember much of it. Actually, I didn't see much of it because I was walking around then, trying to get an eye or an ear from anyone on the Tara Bush controversy.
There was one other woman right in front of me who was very much into the show and I thought for sure she was going to volunteer herself for an oil match but when that time came I looked around and she was gone.
I didn't include everything that went on. And many specifics aren't here, either. Hey, my memory ain't THAT good! These were just some random thoughts.....
Sooooo..... When are you guys coming back to Bubba's?